Thursday, July 26, 2007

Thursday Night Rant: What's all the fust?

I think my English is pretty decent lah, but I was completely stumped when I got this on my astro:


FUST FOR LAUGH? What the? So I keyed in the word on dictionary.com...

\Fust\, v. i. To become moldy; to smell ill. [Obs.]

So, this show is about "to become moldy for laughs"? Hahaha! By God, IT IS funny!

So there, we all learned something new today, huh? Even if it was entirely based on a typo...

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

2 Things That Really Made Laugh Today

CIMPENG MANA??

I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar when suddenly there's a knock
on the glass

"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?"

"Apa?"

"Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia cakap sini ada satu Chimpeng..."

"Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?"

"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..."

"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?"

"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..? itu Chimpeng macam ituMaypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."

Adoi..buat aku pening je..dia actually cari CIMB Bank


MACAM MANA NI YANG??

Source: forwarded from various

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Oh Tiger!


By the time he ends his career, Tiger Woods would most probably be recognized as the greatest golfer ever.

But here’s a title I can give the man right now…
THE MOST PUNNED ATHLETE OF ALL TIME

Yup, Tiger Woods is such an unusual and catchy name that editors the world over have not grown tired of punning his name each time he makes the headlines.

But it’s become all too predictable now that I feel Tiger should come up with a new nickname pretty soon (like Shaquille O’Neal who probably has 42 different nicknames) to avoid being punned for the rest of his life.

Anyway, where there’s Tiger, there’s a pun. Just take your pick:

Tiger lurking

Tiger burning bright

Tiger roars

Tiger claws out of trouble

Tiger in the hunt

Tiger in the woods

Toothless Tiger

Tiger ready to pounce

Tiger sharpens his claws

Year of the Tiger

Tiger mauls rivals

Tiger losing stripes

Tiger’s cub arrives
m.zulkifli

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Thursday Night Rant: Pussies Don't Roar, OK?

Saw this ad in yesterday's The Star...


Roar with the Tigers? What?

Are we talking about the same "Tigers" that conceded 12 goals in 3 games, scoring only one? The same "Tigers" that act like mere pussies when thrown into the ring?

Are we even watching the same tournament here? Sheesh...

Sunday, July 15, 2007

What's My Score?

Let me check...
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Hang on...
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A bit more...
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IT'S A 4! HURRAH!

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