Thursday Night Rant: Eat it?

Sambal pizza? Like, euwww…

Please lah. We already eat just about everything else with sambal on the side, now we’re supposed to have it as a pizza? To quote my late dad: “Bagi pree pun tak hingin”.

And why are we so keen in ruining other people’s dishes?

I mean, if Italians were to take our nasi lemak and slap cheese on to it, what do you think our reaction will be? “Nak mampus ke letak cheese kat nasi lemak?” we’d say.

So, can you imagine what Filipo Inzaghi and co might be saying about this sambal pizza?

Strike A Pose, There's Nothing To It... Really?

Why is it that when distinguished gentlemen are asked to pose for a magazine or newspaper story, they'd most probably do this...






Then again, I can't say I've never been guilty of this myself...
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If Real Life Was Like Akademi Fantasia

· We’d all be dressed like Chamelon cashiers. Or worse…

· Every time we introduce ourselves, we’d follow it up with a catchphrase. “Hi, my name is Azroy. MANTAPPPP!!!”

· We’d cry for our competitors. “You made less sales than me? Huwaaa… Why? Why? Huwaaa….”

· We’d cry for just about anything. “I miss my neighbour’s brother’s cat. Huwaaa…”

· Our English will forever be that of a primary schooler's standard.

· A so-called “host” will always try to steal our thunder.

· We are encouraged to have love affairs.

· There’ll always be someone bitching about our pitching.

· At the end of everyday, we’d breakout into a theme song.

And finally…

· Fatties will never win.

Exclusive! Champions League Final Celebrity Predictions!

"Of cos I pick Liverpool to win. AC Milan may look the better team on paper, but Benitez seems to have the luck in the Champions League, and he knows how to play European clubs. Captain Steven Gerrard will also rise to the occasion. I also think there’ll be plenty of goals, maybe a 3-2 win for Liverpool. Another classic final is on the cards… "
Seelan Paul, radio personality & boss



"It’ll be an interesting match. But if Milan play with vengeance in mind, they will feel more of the pressure. Liverpool have nothing to lose and I think Dirk Kuyt will make a difference and Craig Bellamy to provide a different option. But again, if Milan play like they did against Man Utd and erase the pain of 2005 from their minds, they can win the final. "
Vince, award-winning artiste




"Liverpool will win ‘cos I said so!"
Ahmad Izham Omar, 8TV CEO







"I hope AC Milan will right the wrongs of 2005, but I also think that if they take the lead against Liverpool, they will suffer a lapse of concentration in the last 10mins. So it’ll be a close win for Milan or the Reds will steal it at the death. And oh, having a streaker on the pitch will add to the entertainment . Ha ha!"
Ain, ntv7 producer & presenter


"I watched the final in 2005 and that was a cracking game. I think Italian football has bounced back since their World Cup win. They play more attacking football these days. So I’m picking Milan to win 2-0."
Emmett, Butterfingers



“I think Milan have peaked in the competition. They gave their all in the semis, especially in the second leg. Plus, Liverpool don’t play like Man U. The Reds know how to defend. I also have a funny feeling Benitez will play Gerrard on the right and start Kewell on the left. Liverpool to win 2-1.”
Manvir, sports presenter

And what about my own prediction? Wanna ask some more, is it? Of cos I’m picking the Reds to take the trophy home. It’s gonna be tight though. Milan will definitely score, so it will take an extra time winner – and I have a funny feeling it’s gonna come from Riise – by Liverpool to break Milan (and other jealous) hearts yet again.

Catch all the action Wednesday morning 2am on ntv7

Isn't It Ironic?

There was an AP report earlier today on an interview with YouTube founders (now billionaires) Chad Hurley and Steve Chen. The duo talked extensively on YouTube's next steps and the continued threats of lawsuits.

But what was most interesting to me was this para...

"The leaders of the online video revolution declined the AP's request to videotape the interview."

As Miss Morissette once sung: ISN'T IT IRONIC?