Survey Says...

(as published by all major and minor local newspapers today)

40%
of Malaysian women are satisfied with their sex life

37%
of Malaysian men are satisfied with their sex life

25%
of same women say they experience orgasm regularly

62%
of same men say they experience orgasm regularly

53%
of same women claim to experience or has had painful sex

11%
of same men claim to experience or has had painful sex

7th
is Malaysia’s global rank in terms of frequency of sex

19th
is Malaysia’s global rank in terms of sexual satisfaction

So basically women in Malaysia are unsatisfied with their sex life, seldom experience the joys of orgasm and more often than not, doing the naughty is pretty painful.

Guys, what in the world are you doing? (or, not been doing?) I've risked life and job over the years in my quest to educate you bozos out there on the birds and the doggies, and yet you shame me with these pathetic statistics?!

I give up...

* findings by good ‘ol Durex

Plug Alert : Believe it babe!

Percayalah Sayang by Vince, the song that I wrote the lyrics to, has cracked the Top 10 of both Carta Era and Carta Hot FM 30. Woohoo!

And tonight at 9.30, Vince will perform the tune on TV3 to mark its entry into the Muzik Muzik chart. Our first collaboration 3 years ago, Mengapa Harus Cinta, took us to the Juara Lagu final, so let’s see where this particular song will lead to this time around.

Plug Alert : Spider-Man 3 Exclusive!

For an awesome and exlusive look at scenes from SPIDER-MAN 3, click here

Quote Of The Day

"In fact, I have more muscular arms now and I'm not that slim anymore"

- Model and actress Amber Chia said in Berita Harian

Visit Malaysia lah! : Jolly JB

Before I get branded a good-for-nothing blogger by the powers-that-be, here’s my contribution to the government’s Visit Malaysia Year campaign: a piece on my beloved hometown Johor Bahru (JB); home of Mee Rebus, Mawi and the biggest Valentino Rossi billboard ever (probably).

But let me start by saying that some 20 years ago, JB kinda, um, sucked. There were only two major shopping complexes, a couple of discos (friends told me, I wouldn’t know) and a zoo with animals that looked like they’d taken oaths to fast forever.

And JB’s only major attraction was… Singapore.

But today, JB gets an A for its happening-ness. Entertainment and shopping outlets are aplenty now, and even the animals are eating well.

For architecture nuts, there’s plenty of old and interesting buildings to go ga-ga over, including the State Government building, the Abu Bakar Mosque and even my old school, English College. Just look at these shots from my Nokia 6680 ...

And for greenery lovers, there are a few cool parks, like the Hutan Bandar below, scattered all over the city that are perfect for picnics, photography and general bumming around.

Then of course, there’s the glorious food. Two must-tries in JB are mee rebus (noodles that don’t really look impressive but tastes oh-so-yummy) and otak-otak ("brain-brain" when literally translated, but it’s actually grilled spicy fish paste).

Mee Rebus. Gooood...

Brain-brain. Also gooood...

But the mother of all JB attractions is of course, DANGA BAY, located at Lido beach opposite the Palace on Bukit Serene (just look at the map lah).

It’s a circus of an attraction that includes, until recently, a circus (seriously!), amusement rides, a skateboard park, paddle boat rides,

all sorts of bicycles for you to ride and fall from...

flashy tram rides...

restaurants for all sorts of budget...

and cool traditional houses...

So what are you waiting for? This weekend, have a jolly good time in JB! But please don't forget the zoo...

PS: Here’s the humongous Valentino Rossi billboard on Jalan Wong Ah Fook (Yeah, I wasn't kidding!)