EPL! EPL! EPL!

The season proper starts this weekend and I’ve got 3 words for it. Woo. Freakin. Hoo.

And going straight to the point, here are my main predictions:

Premiership Champs
Liverpool

FA Cup Champs
Liverpool

League/Carling/Worthington/Milk/Whateveryouwanttocallit Cup
Manchester City (Imagine the victory parade with transsexuals on tuk tuks. Cool huh?)

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Supplementary predictions:

First Manager To Score
Sven-Goran Eriksson (get it?)

First To Feud With Mourinho
Roy Keane

First To Feud With Fergie
Roy Keane

The Vinnie Jones Award For Excellence In Thuggery
Joey Barton

The Number Of Times The Word “Soccer” Will Be Used
0

Shock Buy Of The Season
Shebby purchases 4 more Profitable Plot lots

The Only Celebratory Shirt Lifting Should Be Done By…
Jamie Yeo

WAG Of The Season
Carly Zucker (look it up)