Survey Says...

(as published by all major and minor local newspapers today)

40%
of Malaysian women are satisfied with their sex life

37%
of Malaysian men are satisfied with their sex life

25%
of same women say they experience orgasm regularly

62%
of same men say they experience orgasm regularly

53%
of same women claim to experience or has had painful sex

11%
of same men claim to experience or has had painful sex

7th
is Malaysia’s global rank in terms of frequency of sex

19th
is Malaysia’s global rank in terms of sexual satisfaction

So basically women in Malaysia are unsatisfied with their sex life, seldom experience the joys of orgasm and more often than not, doing the naughty is pretty painful.

Guys, what in the world are you doing? (or, not been doing?) I've risked life and job over the years in my quest to educate you bozos out there on the birds and the doggies, and yet you shame me with these pathetic statistics?!

I give up...

* findings by good ‘ol Durex